Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Featured Teapot Racer: "Lady Kate's Bubbler"



This teapot racer releases a constant stream of tiny bubbles as it runs.

Katie Sawyer won the Grand Champion trophy with this vehicle a year ago at Renninger's Steampunk Industrial Show, but "Lady Kate's Bubbler" did not do as well this time around. Katie, however, made it a fun and memorable race.





A boozy bribe for the judges.
Bartender, Katie, gave each of the judges a custom made bottle of "snake oil".





Not a teetotaling teapot racer:



If you ever wondered how to turn Splendid Teapot Racing into a drinking game, this may be it.
Every time the driver touches the vehicle, take a swig of beer.



"She's whiskey in a teacup"

                 -Tom Waits

Friday, October 27, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Featured Teapot Racer: Swamp Tea




First time teapot racer, Sandy Means, raced this intimidating creation at the SWFL Steampunk and Fantasy Expo on Oct. 14, 2017 in Fort Myers, Florida. With its alligator head, feathers, and shells, it may be the most organic teapot racer in existence, its definitely the most Floridian.



Swamp Tea may look like it's looming above the other racers, but Sandy was very careful to keep it within the specified size limits.







Swamp Tea won the teapot drag race, but you'll have to watch carefully to see it speed past, finishing the race in only 3 seconds.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Featured Teapot Racer: Tea Time With Tardis



This is one of those last minute creation stories.

At Big River Steampunk Festival, we did teapot racing both Saturday and Sunday. Blake Frerick and his friends came to the race on Saturday and felt inspired to go find a teapot at one of the downtown Hannibal antique stores and build a racer out of an RC car they already had.

On Sunday, they showed up ready to race.



The racer lost a few points for exceeding the size restrictions, but there was no doubt that it was the fastest racer competing. I have been told that it is not a World record, but "Tea Time With Tardis" finished the course in only 35 seconds, the fastest I've ever seen.



Watch when it gets to the seesaw. This Tardis makes excellent time, while traveling through space.



 Needless to say, "Tea Time With Tardis" took home the ribbon for "Most Splendid Speed".

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Featured Teapot Racer: "Tongue Burner"

This week's featured teapot racer is Aidan Harwood's Viking themed racer, "Tongue Burner".



"Tongue Burner" raced both Saturday and Sunday at the Big River Steampunk Festival, but had very different results for the two days.


Bribing the judges:


Aidan did a fantastic job on the obstacle course on Saturday and walked away with the Grand Champion's ribbon.




The tank has excellent maneuverability, but is not fast. As a result, it had barely left the starting line at the drag race, before the winner was declared.

Sunday's race started out fine, but soon turned into a cautionary tale about being sure that you have  fully charged batteries before trying to race.



"Tongue Burner" barely crawled its way through most of the course and wasn't able to finished, because it had required too much manual assistance.



Aidan did not attempt the drag race on Sunday.
SaveSaveSaveSave

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Featured Teapot Racer: "Dragon My Ass"

Jordan Weltha's teapot racer got a lot of attention for its clever name and won the medal for "Most Splendid Design" at the Saturday Splendid Teapot Races at the Big River Steampunk Festival.



"Dragon My Ass" was a complete redesign of Jordan's drag race winning entry from last year, "Tea U Later". It was less cooperative during this year's drag race, though.



There are so many little details on this beautifully designed racer.





Crafty Crow