I just came across this and had to share:
Q. How many anthroposophists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. I don't know. Steiner never gave an indication.
Q. How many Waldorf teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Seven: One to read the verse, one to light the candle, one to sound the chime,one to compose the request to the administrator, two to review the request to the administrator, and one to lead the closing song.
Q. How many Waldorf students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. That doesn't enter the curriculum until the higher grades.
Q. How many Waldorf parents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two: One to consult with the teacher to decide that natural lighting would be more beneficial to the child and one to screw the darn thing in anyway.
Q. How many Waldorf school board members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three: One to phone the members not present at the meeting to ensure a consensus, one to find a volunteer, and one to follow up.
Q. How many Waldorf school graduates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One.
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